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Shelby is the newest stripper at the Hooter Hut and is about to get the initiation of her life. Every woman that works at the hut has to go through the same ordeal. If they are going to work with a modern cutie then they better make sure this babe fits in. And what better way than an all out huge breast lesbian gangbang. Boobs are quakin' and shakin' as these tiny labia lickers go wild in a vibrator frenzy of lust.

This is one sexy Lesbian Hooter Party, let the intiation start! 9 steaming marvelous scenes, complete of marvelous climaxs and juicy wet pink cameltoes!!! See them screw their tight twats with all assorted toys !

I test to stay absent from country music because generally it tends to be a depressing as all hell, bothering and headache creating melange of woe, compliment jesus and life eats working my job in the mines or at the factory where I live my redneck life...

Now if some aspiring music producer would see the wave of decadence that keeps America glad as it sweeps through all our entertainment mediums and create a slutty sort of music that they could call crack-tree where the cuties sang about all the cocks they sucked in the mines and their days working hard and getting all sweaty at the Lesbian Gangbang Factory then that would be come music I could really get into.

Industry is a major part of the economic health of maximum major countries yet generally the workers that work in the factories that make these industries produce complain about their jobs...work conditions, pay scale, compensation packages etc.

Well I betcha that the Lesbian Gangbang Factory is one factory that never has any of these complaints but then I guess thanks to the Internet creating such a huge growth in the porn industry, it is also the one industry in the world that should never have sad workers...I mean hell they get paid to cum.

Suffering Sucotash...Seven Sizzling Saphic Wenchs a'Slurping...If you dig pussycat on kitten on woman on gal party action, and by party action of class I intend gangbang action. (and if you don't dig it what the hell are you surfing porn for...go to disney or something instead) This movie is chicks enjoying their bodies with each other in threesome after threesome...five scenes...that equals fifteeen innocent sluts getting it on with each other.

Suffering Sucotash...Seven Sizzling Saphic Sluts a'Slurping...If you dig gal on pussycat on cutie on chick party action, and by party action of class I intend gangbang action. (and if you don't dig it what the hell are you surfing porn for...go to disney or something instead) This vid is women enjoying their bodies with each other in threesome after threesome...five scenes...that equals fifteeen pretty floozies getting it on with each other.

Now don't get me wrong, in no way shape or form am I a racist, I just see things in the same way as Bruce Springsteen...and there ain't nothing wrong with that. Anyways, when I photo American creampies in my head, I see blonde blue-eyed all-American cheerleader kinds getting gangbanged by whatever team they're cheering for (or whatever team happens to be around) and while American Sperm Pie 2 is a pretty movie in it's own right; it does fall brief of my stereotypical expectations.

Now don't get me wrong, in no way shape or form am I a racist, I just see objects in the same way as Bruce Springsteen...and there ain't nothing wrong with that. Anyways, when I pic American creampies in my head, I see blonde blue-eyed all-American cheerleader sorts getting gangbanged by whatever team they're cheering for (or whatever team happens to be around) and while American Goo Pie 2 is a sexy clip in it's own correct; it does fall short of my stereotypical expectations.

Now the beginning of each of these scenes is totally pounded up and convinces me that the director's for American Cream Pie 2 were majorly messed up on drugs...each scene you have two amazones pretending that they are restricted up to these chairs and manage to break their bonds...then like any escaped captive; they strip down and commence masturbating (like what the pump fellow?). Anyways whether these amazones are American or not, they are certainly the type of dolls that belong in porn, because their slutty natures come through the screen full force at you, and speaking of complete force, that's also the way that they like to be banged. Anyone who says amazones can't share should check this out cos for the maximum portion they're very good about sharing dick for each of these fortunate studs in all five scenes. Overall except for the idiotic beginnings (which you can fast-scan) American Sperm Pie 2 was a fantastic and very creamy videoclip and gets four sperm-shooting meats-up.

Summer Olympics are coming, but yknow every Olympics since 1984 the viewing audience and pre-Olympic hype has been dwindling. Some people figure this is a result of social and political unrest throughout the world being reflected through International events.

Take for example all the bullshit about the Olympics being in China...for Christ's sakes the Olympics is supposed to be free of political bullshit. Now imagine that these people are wrong...then why are less people watching these events ? Reply: Because people nowadays get bored easily and need sensationalism in what they watch. So to save the Olympics for future generations we need to introduce events like this.

Bitch versus bitch is the name of the game in this display of fellatio skills. I have no idea how they judged it, but by the looks of the fortunate dudes who got their meats licked none of them had anything to complain about and they all judged it as mighty fine. These amazones all gobble dick like it is what they were created for doing, and they enjoy showing off that they have the skills to work more than one fuckstick at a time. The sluttiness of these angels as they gobble down the sausage is a guaranteed jack-off cum waiting to be shot while watching them.

My only complaint with American Cocksuckin Championship 3 is that with this numerous whores and all of that meat they could've taken it further and had it been a gangbang championship instead.

Four meats-up for American Cocksuckin Championship 3.

Accuse it on Rio meets the Loveboat, meets Fantasy Island mixed with a swinger movie equals Fling. This sexvideo reminds me of those narratives in a Penthouse Forum column. Now generally one would assume that you would be pretty pissed off to get to your vacation hideaway and find that no way fair one, but two other couples also have it rented at that exact same time...cell phones would be opening, travel companies would be getting an earful, but these liberal lovers opt for pragmatism and sharing their holiday and horniness with each other.

If you are looking for a down and dirty fuckfest with ultra-whores doing what they do best...Fling is not for you. But if you're looking for some beautiful non-threatening couples porn to add a little zing, it'dreambabes probably no way a bad choice. Sure, the dialogue is laughable and almost as unbelievable as the swinger kind pragmatism of these three couples, is the odds of the three wives/girlfriends all looking like fashion mannequin wannabes or even *gasp* porn models...

The sex is energetic and enthusiastic but missing in any kink or over-the-top sluttiness, although it does conclusion off with a marvelous awesome gangbang, and I'm certain that these couples will probably hook up for future vacations.

Fling gets three dicks-up but is something I would definitely recommend as a ‘pretty' couples vid.

Homey in the Haystack is an example of why retarded people should never make porn, particularly if they are testing to have a storyline and do ‘parody porn'. Like for God'females sake at least have some idea of what it is you are satirizing otherwise people can't laugh and you can't have a story, and you waste a lot of time with costumes and idiocy that could be used with sexy hardcore sex. The sex itself was sweet sufficient and the dolls were slutty sufficient that they undershot their potential and lost valuable hammer time preferring instead to waste our time with satire that doesn't make sense unless you're some illiterate redneck living in a trailer park (or the impound lot that your trailer happens to be in)

You see, Homey in the Haystack begins you off with a storyline... (and you all know how much I detest storylines in porn) Anyways, this one at first appears that it's offering something different because they obviously took some time with wardrobe and setting, and the feel kinda reminds you of those Amish folk in the Harrison Ford video clip Witness...which is probably generic with any other Amish kind clip. Then you find out that they are imagined to be Mormons, no way Amish, which is kinda cool because everybody knows how slutty Mormon cuties can be. After all, repression leads to decadence, and those Mormon sweeties get so repressed that when they get active they are tiny energizer fuck-gals.

Call me anal retentive (and even tho I dig watching anal sex that's not what I'm talking about correct now) but I hate people confusing their religions/cults when testing to satirize them. Then you find out that these ‘Mormons' have colored slaves...I don't get why these guys didn't only make another 'southern plantation owner with chocolate slaves has pump-fest where southern mistress gets gangbanged by chocolate slaves' flick...I guess they just wanted to be artsy and instead only showed what retarded time wasting porn producers they are, especially when they have phenomenal hammer talent in their sexvideo, cos the one thing I will say for Homey in the Haystack is that the sex itself (when it happens) is awesome cos the beauties totally know how to fuck, and obviously love penis, as well as getting it on with each other.

The energy of those sex scenes saves Homey in the Haystack from a measly one dick-up, and it gets two cocks-up cos if you fastscan, you will find something to shoot your cum to I'm certain.