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Boning The Heavy Bunnies

2008-08-27 17:40

Well the title, Boning The Monstrous Sweeties is completely appropriate in that a boning is definitely needed cos these angels remind me of junkyard dogs in need of a bone but where they received the word sweeties from I don't know. I guess perhaps they dig king-size ugly beauties but I at minimum prefer my BBWs to have at minimum one B stand for hot.

Boning The Heavy Hotties

2008-08-27 17:09

Well the title, Boning The Gigantic Honeies is totally appropriate in that a boning is definitely needed cos these hotties remind me of junkyard dogs in need of a bone but where they got the word gals from I don't know. I guess perhaps they dig XXL ugly gals but I at minimum prefer my BBWs to have at minimum one B stand for handsome.

Chunky Chasers 7

2008-06-25 17:28

Fat Chasers 7 is a video that really lets the good times roll; as a thing of fact there are more rolls in this video than in the average bakery, but unlike many BBW clips, this one has the virtue in that many of these rolls or at least the beautiful pastries inside are also more succulent looking than in the average bakery. My biggest complaint with this vid is they really ripped us off on duration. Maybe the producers felt that what they lost in length they could make up in girth...in a way they were correct cos a couple of the ladies in this movie are damn cute, completely know how to drill, and are better stacked than the Vatican library.

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While I don't enjoy the idea of storylines in porn, this one could have done with at least some deviation in formula rather than using the same shooting plan each scene. Big boobed curvy gal fingers, dude comes in, they bang. Rinse and repeat. Well the cuties in the first and last scenes were beautiful enough and totally freakin slutty sufficient that they could've at least added an extra meat to the formula. I know if they had inquired me, I would've done it for gratis, so it shouldn't have even been that much of a budget problem. Hey Filmco, next time you make one of these, call on my penis and I will offer it's services gratis to improve your movie. Anyways, three marvelous solid jackable cocks-up for Bulky Chasers 7.

Corpulent Chasers 7

2008-06-25 17:22

Plump Chasers 7 is a sexvideo that really lets the good times roll; as a matter of fact there are more rolls in this film than in the average bakery, but unlike many BBW videoclips, this one has the advantage in that numerous of these rolls or at least the marvelous pastries inside are also more succulent looking than in the average bakery. My biggest complaint with this movie is they really ripped us off on duration. Possibly the producers felt that what they lost in size they could make up in girth...in a way they were right cos a couple of the ladies in this video clip are damn marvelous, completetly know how to ride, and are better stacked than the Vatican library.

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While I don't enjoy the idea of storylines in porn, this one could have done with at least some deviation in formula rather than using the same shooting plan each scene. Enourmous boobed curvy lady fingers, boy comes in, they hump. Rinse and repeat. Well the women in the first and final scenes were handsome sufficient and totally freakin slutty enough that they could've at minimum added an additional meat to the formula. I know if they had asked me, I would've done it for free, so it shouldn't have even been that much of a budget problem. Hey Filmco, next time you make one of these, call on my penis and I will offer it's services gratis to improve your film. Anyways, three cute solid jackable dicks-up for Chubby Chasers 7.

Fat Slumber Party

2008-04-22 18:03

Hollywood is filled with tons of ‘choco videoclips' most notably starring Ice Cube, or Ice T, or some kind of Ice anyway, where they have these parties that just ‘rock the house dawg.' Well, Chubby Slumber Party certain as hell rocks the house too with some hard loving, booty hammering, titty swaying climaxs, and sex scenes that bring to mind a tiny earthquake as the tremors of pleasure flow for these BBW whores, and Bulky Slumber Party was surprisingly better than I thought it would be, which is ironic because if porn movies could be said to have any meaning or messages, the meaning bottom this one would be, don't make negative presumptions.

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Four fun-time fatty drill scenes result for our pleasure from a horny but dull chap looking for some hot female flesh and some marvelous butt titties for his enjoyment, and instead because he's a fucking moron he conclusions up getting more than he wanted or bargained for, but discovering that possibly what he really wanted was what he ended up getting after all, cos damn these hotties may be the length of one and a half to two other honeies, but they've also got the horniness and sluttiness of any one and a half to two cuties as well.

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There's nothing really nichey, kinky or gangbangy, but the sex in this clip is surprisingly way hotter than I imagined it would be, cos these bunnies love meat and honey pot and obviously get off on exhibiting us how much they enjoy their carnal college pleasures.

Chunky Slumber Party gets three and a half hard dicks-up and if it's like those other rock the house films, maybe we'll get treated to a sequel.

Corpulent Slumber Party

2008-04-22 17:20

Hollywood is filled with tons of ‘ebony video clips' most notably starring Ice Cube, or Ice T, or some sort of Ice anyway, where they have these parties that only ‘rock the house dawg.' Well, Corpulent Slumber Party sure as hell rocks the house too with some hard loving, booty fucking, titty swaying climaxs, and sex scenes that bring to intellect a small earthquake as the tremors of pleasure flow for these BBW sluts, and Plump Slumber Party was surprisingly better than I thought it would be, which is ironic because if porn videos could be said to have any meaning or messages, the intending backside this one would be, don't make negative presumptions.

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Four fun-time fatty nail scenes result for our pleasure from a horny but silly boy looking for some beautiful female flesh and some handsome ass titties for his enjoyment, and instead because he's a pounding moron he ends up getting more than he wanted or bargained for, but discovering that possibly what he really wanted was what he ended up getting after all, cos damn these kittens may be the length of one and a half to two other amazones, but they've also got the horniness and sluttiness of any one and a half to two ladies as well.

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There's nothing really nichey, kinky or gangbangy, but the sex in this video clip is surprisingly way hotter than I assumed it would be, cos these angels love cock and hole and obviously get off on exhibiting us how much they enjoy their carnal college pleasures.

Bulky Slumber Party gets three and a half tough dicks-up and if it's like those other rock the house video clips, possibly we'll get treated to a sequel.

All Natural 10

2008-04-17 17:59

Yknow those old comics you would buy in the 1970'pornstars...the covers would have sexpics and titles telling you one thing, and you'd go ‘Oh my God I can't trust Superman is going to kill Batman!!'...then you read the comic and of course Superman didn't kill Batman and even though you feel kinda relieved cos you didn't really want Batman to die, you also feel a tiny ripped off cos you bought or peruse the comic based on the lying cover. Well that's what All Natural 10 reminds me of, without any of the relief from Batman not getting killed or any other sort of relief, and I'm conversationing the sploogetastic man's ball-draining kind of relief you want from porn.

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Now if you dig king-size natural bouncing titties like Kenny in the South Park XXL Metal parody ‘Awesome boobage' and me and any other correct thinking male or lesbo...here's a tip, if you can find a beautiful one check BBW fuckwhore films instead cos when I pic a video clip saying All Natural, I picture massive breasts...All Natural 10 did no way deliver on this.

Like damn correct these honeies are natural, but looking at the lack of racks that they have, if they want to be in porn they should invest in some plastic surgery and be not natural. I'm no way quite sure how this series got as tall as ten unless they didn't lie for their other films, and delivered what people wanted to see, or maybe the producers just don't give a shit.

Anyways, there's also only three scenes and in the dude/chick ones the bitch factor only is not there to give it enough heat and the only portion worth watching is the centre angel-amazone segment which at least promotes the temperature a small mid-way through the vid.

All Natural 10 receives one cock-up and hopefully if I view other ones in this series the natural chicks will at least have gigantic breasts.

All Natural 10

2008-04-17 17:40

Yknow those old comics you would buy in the 1970's...the covers would have photos and titles telling you one object, and you'd go ‘Oh my God I can't believe Superman is going to kill Batman!!'...then you read the comic and of course Superman didn't kill Batman and even though you feel kinda relieved cos you didn't really want Batman to die, you also feel a tiny ripped off cos you bought or read the comic based on the lying cover. Well that's what All Natural 10 reminds me of, without any of the relief from Batman no way getting killed or any other kind of relief, and I'm talking the sploogetastic ball-draining sort of relief you want from porn.

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Now if you dig big natural bouncing titties like Kenny in the South Park XXL Metal parody ‘Fantastic boobage' and me and any other correct thinking male or lesbo...here's a tip, if you can find a hot one check BBW wench videoclips instead cos when I image a film saying All Natural, I photo huge tits...All Natural 10 did not deliver on this.

Like damn right these babes are natural, but looking at the lack of racks that they have, if they want to be in porn they should invest in some plastic surgery and be not natural. I'm no way fairly sure how this series received as high as ten unless they didn't lie for their other videoclips, and delivered what people wanted to see, or possibly the producers fair don't give a shit.

Anyways, there's also just three scenes and in the man/honey ones the fuckbitch factor fair is no way there to give it enough heat and the just part worth watching is the centre kitten-cutie segment which at least raises the temperature a small mid-way through the vid.

All Natural 10 receives one penis-up and hopefully if I view other ones in this series the natural girls will at minimum have heavy jugs.


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